Monthly Archives: November 2011

November 26, 2011

No One Will Be Picking On Him In The Playground

What does a German mother who gives birth to an enormous 13lb (6kg) baby boy (without the help of a c-section) call him? Well, if you said Jihad take a fatwa out on yourself! Mummsie, who weighs a whopping 528 … Continue reading →

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November 26, 2011

Hitler’s Bedsheet Anyone?

Hey Loons, get your pocket money out, Hitler’s bed sheets are up for auction. Oooh, imagine rolling around in that Nazi linen? A single white bedsheet and pillowcase embroidered with swastikas and Adolph’s initials could be yours for around  £3000. … Continue reading →

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November 26, 2011

The Difference Between British and French Thieves

Thieves in England broke into a Lancashire prison (yes, prison) and made off with £8,000 worth of cigarettes without anyone noticing. Meanwhile French thieves made off with $400,000 worth of Louis Vuitton merchandise from a Paris airport after overtaking 4 … Continue reading →

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November 26, 2011

The Brits Are Good At Something

OMG, put down those chip butties girls. It’s official. British women are now the fattest in Europe. Yep, a quarter of them are considered obese. I wouldn’t be snickering too loudly Duncan, one in five British men are as well. … Continue reading →

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November 25, 2011

Extreme Black Friday Shopping

Black Friday sales hit a new high this year when a woman used pepper spray in an LA Walmart to assist in her shopping frenzy. The unidentified Hispanic woman whipped out her can of mace and sprayed  rival shoppers as … Continue reading →

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November 25, 2011

Newsreader Gives Obama the Finger

One of Russia’s top newsreaders has been sacked after she gave Obama the middle  finger while reading the US President’s name  live on air.  Oh those Russians.

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November 25, 2011

Awkward Sex Mishap In Spanish Hotel

Oh for crying out lady. A 49 year old British woman who was having sex in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel was left dangling naked from two bars after she accidentally tumbled over a handrail. The woman, who hasn’t … Continue reading →

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November 25, 2011

Giant Mystery Penis in Suburban Stockholm

Swedish business Per-Olof Söderberg got a nice little surprise when he was told a giant penis had been mowed into the lawn next to the home he is trying to sell. The phallus was discovered when a reporter writing a … Continue reading →

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November 25, 2011

Gabrielle Giffords Has My Vote

OK, I don’t live in the US but if I did I would back Gabrielle Giffords for President. Today instead of putting her feet up on the couch (with her astronaut hubby) and munching on a turkey leg, she was … Continue reading →

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November 25, 2011

Teen Buys Live Bomb Over Internet

Note to self , do not buy a live bomb over the internet. Luke Stillman lost several fingertips and received horrific burns after a Spanish 81mm mortar he bought from a military dealer went kaboom . The 16 year old … Continue reading →

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