Monthly Archives: December 2011

December 21, 2011

The Shroud Still Shrouded In Mystery

After years of testing and re-testing the mysterious Shroud of Turin in an attempt to prove or disprove it was the burial cloth of Jesus Christ,  Italian government scientist have finally come to a conclusion. Yep, the cloth is supernatural.Reason? … Continue reading →

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December 20, 2011

Stewie The Cat Has The Magic Touch

Stewie the cat is either a) stealing the baby’s soul  b) about to scratch his  face off  b) soothing the bub to sleep. I suspect a) or b). Psst Those paws dig around the kitty litter right?

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December 20, 2011

Un-Aired LOWE’S Commercial for “All-American Muslim”

Florida Christians had this TV commercial banned…. Thanks Susi Spice

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December 20, 2011

Reindeer in a Can Sold Out

OK, here’s the thing animal rights protestors outraged over the sale of cans of reindeer pate, try not making a big  who-ha about it because now they have all friggin sold out! Vegetarians International Voice for Animals launched a scathing … Continue reading →

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December 20, 2011

Bomb Scare At Detroit McDonalds

McDonald’s patrons were forced to leave their Big Macs and fries and exit stage left after a suspicious looking bottle with wires protruding from it was found in the bathroom of a Detroit store. Staff evacuated everyone fearing it was … Continue reading →

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December 19, 2011

North Koreans Cry A Taedong River

Despite millions and millions of North Koreans starving under Kim Jong Il’s dictatorship they could still spare a wail or two for the despot. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is holding its collective breath hoping that Kimmy’s son Kim … Continue reading →

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December 19, 2011

Kim Jong Il Dead From Fatigue on a Train

OMG, North Korea’s Dear Leader is dead from fatigue . How tragic. Now his dream of lassoing the moon and doing a duet with Justin Bieber are gone. Gee, I hope Kim Jong Un is going to be as much … Continue reading →

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December 19, 2011

Jesus Crust

Oh yes, I have found the perfect Christmas present. A Jesus toaster. Yes indeedy, it burns the face of Jesus onto your toast. Hmm, but if you don’t want Jesus, how’s about Virgin Mary or a peace sign?

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December 19, 2011

Author Went Real Life

Anyone heard of crime writer Nancy Mancuso Gelber? Nope, didn’t think so. Well anywho, she allegedly hired a hitman to bump off her hubby. Egads. Seems cops got wind of her plan and organized an undercover investigator to pose as … Continue reading →

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December 18, 2011

Toilet Lid Killer’s Appeal Flushed!

You know what’s worse than being convicted of a gang related murder? Being forever labeled the “toilet lid killer”. Seriously, that sucks. Tyler Lee Nolet, who was given a life sentence for the murdering  Kenny Wong by smashing a toilet … Continue reading →

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