Monthly Archives: December 2011
Duck Everybody, the Phobos-Grunt Probe Is Coming Down!
Has anyone heard of the Phobos-Grunt probe? And No, it has nothing to do with aliens…ah never mind. It’s a Russian spaceship, which was intended to be heading to Mars, but got stuck in the wrong orbit after blast off … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Kardashian Syndrome
The Absolutely Fabulous series is back and I am so excited. Hmm, not so much the Kardashians.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious
So That’s How They Are Smuggling Radioactive Isotopes To Iran
No need to panic but WTF! A passenger has been caught at a Moscow airport allegedly on his way to Tehran with radioactive isotope Sodium-22 in his hand luggage. A warning system at customs went friggin berserk after it detected … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Christopher Hitchens Meets His Maker, Maybe?
Controversial and outspoken author and journalist Christopher Hitchens has died of cancer aged 62. Hitchens loved nothing better than picking a fight, or two, with political rivals. Amongst his best trade mark put downs he described Bill Clinton as a … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit
Should Have Used A Battering Ram!
Probably not the best weapon of choice but a woman in Florida has been arrested for wholloping her ex with a mounted deer head…or to be more precise the antlers from the mounted deer head. Chelsea Harrison and Terry Nowakowski,who … Continue reading
Wedding Ruined By Strippers
A Chinese man who hired two strippers for his son’s wedding has been arrested. Zhang Cheng originally wanted to hire a band but one thing lead to another and he ended up hiring the strippers. Unfortunately hundreds of local villagers … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Nothing Worse Than a Hippo With Diarrhea
Never, ever stand behind a hippo with the runs. AND yes that is him farting too!!! Oh for goodness sakes someone get him a mop!
Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife
