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Um? A Las Vegas company is planning to send a thousand RealTouch dildos to military wives so “families thousands of miles apart can get intimate.” Yep, know what you are thinking but hear me out. RealTouch is a plastic orificy/tubular thingy that attaches to a computer. Evidently the mechanism warms up, lubes itself, pulses and grips whatever is placed inside the tube. This, I am assuming is the man’s thingamajig. Then someone on the other side of the connection (mostly likely, a horny military wife) can hand operate the device through a series of sensors. Hmm, welcome to teledildonics, the science of remote-controlled sex.
Psst RealTouch is currently available for $249….cheaper than the Wii.
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It had to happen sooner or later: USB Wanking.
As long as it doesn’t involve the mouse
I wonder if comes with speakers
lol
Androgoth XXx
I just hope people are getting their computers tested first.
and after
Viruses can be a bitch…and itchy
Oh no… computer transmitted viruses… a new wave of infection…CTV
I got an STD from my ASL and now I have a floppy