Well, hopefully this will be the last we’ll be hearing of Joran van der Sloot for awhile. He’s just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. That’s a release date of June 10th, 2038. Joran, who made worldwide headlines in 2005 when Natalee Holloway vanished during a school holiday in Aruba, pleaded guilty to the violent killing of a young business student in Peru. Might need some soap on a rope.

Ooh that IS good sentence. About time.