Are You Awake?

OK, here’s the thing roomie, you wake me, I WILL club you senseless with my bat, OK? The victim had popped home to pick up a few things for a sleepover at a friend’s place when he and his mates woke up his roomie (who happens to also be his nephew). Nephew goes ballistic and starts whacking his uncle with a baseball bat leaving him with a fractured skull and severe swelling on his brain. Hmm, that’s going to make Christmas get togethers a bit awkward.