Monthly Archives: February 2012

Our Prices Are Sofa King Low

Hmm, seems the UK advertising watchdog the Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) have a problem with this British furniture retailer’s ad and have banned them from using their offensive catchy phrase “Our prices are Sofa King low”. Hmm, not very quick … Continue reading

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

RIP Davy Jones

Davy Jones the actor and musician who became famous for his role in the wacky TV series The Monkees and for taking Marcia Brady to the school dance has died at the age of 66 from a  suspected heart attack. … Continue reading

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So This Is What It’s Finally Come To?

Owners at an Ohio apartment complex are so pissed at residents who fail to pick up their dogs doo-doo they are using DNA testing to find the culprits. Yes indeedy, the offending feces will be scooped up and sent to … Continue reading

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, How Embarrassing, Well I Never

Erectile Dysfunction Supplement Recalled

You know what I hate? When a Erectile dysfunction supplement is recalled. Sorry guys the single-capsule RegenErect dietary supplement contains an unapproved drug called tadalafil. Hmm, how’s about a game of Scrabble? Psst Do you pronounce it tadalafil or tada-la-fil?

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Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

That Old Black Magic

If you live in Namibia be on the look out for a dog-pig hybrid creature that is scaring the crap out of the locals. The mutant is described as mostly white, with a doglike head, hairless back and the shoulders … Continue reading

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Join the skeptic club!

Say What?

And the worst quote of the week goes to the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, who said this week that the war on drugs in Mexico “is not a failure.” Sheez, what was she on?

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Filed under Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Here’s A Stat That Should Scare You

US National Research Council (NRC) says that on average there should be 91 deaths per year from asteroid strikes. Hmm, might explain some of the missing people!

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Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never

Wish You Were Here

Dear Mom and Dad, Just a little note to say thank you for the cruise to the Seychelles as I know how much you guys worried when you realized the ship was from the same fleet as the Costa Concordia. … Continue reading

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German Chancellor Wears 4 Beers

Oh my, a German waiter did a whoopsie and ended up spilling 4 beers down the back of German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s neck, coat, back and hair.The unfortunate waiter then topped off the incident by saying “shit”. Sheez, if he … Continue reading

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John Hinckley Unhappy With Public’s Perception

Remember John Hinckley the guy who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan? Yeah well, apparently he isn’t happy that people only think of him as the guy who tried to kill the president.Hmm, well I always thought of you as the … Continue reading

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !