Yeah, about that Sacramento bank robber who claimed to be carrying a bomb in a fast food bag, it was actually a pair of McDonald’s apple pies. Step away, nothing to see here. Daniel Hegwood used the art of deceit when he walked into a Wells Fargo bank with his paper bag and told the teller he had a bomb. Shame he didn’t use the art of moving like a jack rabbit when he left with the cash because he got caught nearby.
February 8, 2012 · 12:38 am
As American As Apple Pies
Filed under How Embarrassing, Well I Never
Tagged as bank robber, bomb, fast food bag, McDonald apple pies, Sacramento, two apple pies
But those apple pies can be pretty hot and could still be used as a weapon if the tellers were forced to eat them too quickly.
I knew our American laziness would catch up with us sooner or later.
I bet if you eat those apple pies you’ll feel like you have a bomb in your belly.
It’s da bomb
Those apple pies can be deadly.
Did someone mention apple pie!
The spouse and I joked it was either a happy meal or apple pies when this ran locally, quite right he should have been In-n-Out instead of a jack rabbit.
Might have worked a bit better with a Big Mac.
Extra value meal.
Large, please.