You know what I hate? When you buy a bag of potatoes from a grocery store in Chiclana de la Frontera (Spain) and discover one of your spuds is a friggin World War II hand grenade. I really friggin hate that! The grenade was petrified and looked like a potato, just in case you were wondering. The spuds were havested from a field on the French/Belgium border, presumably an old battlefield.

Some people say potatoes aren’t good for you.
I bet that will start a new Brand Name for spuds.’ Petrified Potatoes’
” Were thet scared?”
No,they were PETRIFIED…lol