OK, here’s the thing wheelchair bound man attempting to rob a convenience store, whatever you do, don’t make your escape route over soft sand or you will get bogged. John Christopher Champion (22), who had made off with a 12-pack of beer and a roll of electrical tape after having been stabbed three times in the leg by a conscientious female clerk, didn’t make it very far in his motorized wheelchair. Sand can be such a bitch!
February 21, 2012 · 12:05 am
Wheelchair Bound Robber Gets Bogged
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Tagged as bogged, fail, John Christopher Champion, motorized wheelchair, robbery, stuck, wheelchair bound robber
Yes how far down did he sink
because sand in between the ar…
Well never mind, but I bet his
cheeks were stinging a bit too
Androgoth XXx
A roll of electrical tape?!
That’s just the way he rolls
Apparently it didn’t help him roll very fast.
Maybe the roll of tape was to bandage up his bleeding leg wounds. What a Bozo