A New York man is suing manufacturer Sabra and distributor Fairway market after he allegedly found an animal toe (with nail still attached) in his artichoke spinach dip. Ewh. No word on what animal the toe belonged to but now Andrew Brodsky claims he can no longer eat or watch other people eat packaged foods.
Psst Lucky it wasn’t jam!!! Get it? Toe jam …ah never mind!
I once bit in an apple pie to discover half a cockroach hanging out…. the other half was being digested in my stomach… ….No law suit there as half the evidence was gone…Bon apetit….
Plus it was home made
Don’t mock it…I made it myself….errr…gotto go… busy now….
One little piggy
went to the market
One of them
stayed home
One was in the spinach dip
green and all alone
I have all my toes.
I bought a vegetable pastie from the bakery the other morning and first bite uncovered a long piece of string tied on to what looked like the end of a sausage. Back I went and protested loudly in the middle of the bakery. She asked it I’d like another one!!*&^%^ . I said, ” what with string?”
String you say? I hope it wasn’t a tamp…..ah never mind
Blech, gag, gag, gag…
Or the baker’s last used cond… ah never mind
Good…all that processed food will kill you.
*shivers*
Gross
It was probably some poor unfortunate critter hanging around the Spinach orchard when the slicing & dicing harvester went through. The spinach farmer’s dog perhaps???