Here’s a tip ladies , if you are drunk and lost in the woods, don’t be ringing 911 and asking them where you can take a pee, especially if the cops follow up on the call and find you at home, drunk as a skunk, drinking a beer. That’s an arrest right there. Oh and about that vial of meth residue they found on you, that’s another charge . Sheez, should have just peed anywhere!!!!
Where Does A Woman Pee In The Woods?
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I imagine the “anywhere” was right where she stood, as they were slapping on the cuffs!
This is somewhat off topic, but I am reminded of a joke told by Eddie Murphy:
A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Excuse me, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit replies, “No.”
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Blahahahhaahaa , could have just used his cotton balls!!!
Yes Scott very funny that one
Thought you were going to say
that the Bear swiped the Rabbits
carrot… lol
Androgoth
Pissed herself when the cops showed up no doubt.
I think she was already pissed Michael
well of course.