After Bill Isles from Kansas bought his three tickets for the $656 million lottery, he muttered to his mate “I’ve got a better chance of getting struck by lightning”…. and he was right. Mr Isles was struck a few hours later whilst standing in his back yard in Wichita. Sheez, should have kept you mouth shut. Don’t worry Loons, Mr Isles is OK, he said “It kind of scrambled my brain and gave me an irregular heartbeat.”
April 2, 2012 · 1:08 am
What Are The Chances Again?
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as Bill Isles, Kansas, lottery ticket, struck by lightening
He was lucky his heartbeat wasn’t once a century.
Oh well. At least lightning never strikes twice, right?
*ZZZZZZAAAAAAP*
But you forgot the important second half of that: “in the same place.”
OMG I know a Bill Isles in Melbourne and his brain…… ah never mind!
The punch line should be “And then he won the lottery!”
At least it zapped
him in the positive…
Are you enjoying
your week Loon?
Androgoth XXx