What Are The Chances Again?

After Bill Isles from Kansas bought his three tickets for the $656 million lottery, he muttered to his mate “I’ve got a better chance of getting struck by lightning”…. and he was right. Mr Isles was struck a few hours later whilst standing in his back yard in Wichita. Sheez, should have kept you mouth shut. Don’t worry Loons, Mr Isles is OK,  he said “It kind of scrambled my brain and gave me an irregular heartbeat.”

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6 responses to “What Are The Chances Again?

  1. He was lucky his heartbeat wasn’t once a century.

  2. Oh well. At least lightning never strikes twice, right?
    *ZZZZZZAAAAAAP*

  3. fairy face

    OMG I know a Bill Isles in Melbourne and his brain…… ah never mind!

  4. The punch line should be “And then he won the lottery!”

  5. Androgoth

    At least it zapped
    him in the positive…

    Are you enjoying
    your week Loon? :)

    Androgoth XXx

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