The scariest thing I’ve heard all day. Kelvin Santos, a two year Brazilian boy who had been declared dead, sat up in his coffin, asked his daddy for a drink of water, and then plonked back down dead again. Everybody scream and run! Kelvin’s family had gathered for the funeral and were saying their goodbyes when he sat up in the open coffin. The father raced him back to the hospital to be reexamined but they simply confirmed he was dead. Despite delaying the funeral for a few hours the family later buried Kelvin.