She just doesn’t get me!
After 115 years together Bibi and Poldi are calling it quits. In fact they can’t stand the sight of each other and are now sharing separate beds. Zookeepers at an Austrian zoo don’t know what the hell happened between the two giant tortoises but the romance is definitely over. Female Bibi has gone on a full offensive chomping off Poldi’s shell and launching surprise attacks forcing him to retreat into a neutral corner.
Hmm, I can tell you what happened, she got sick and tired of picking up after him and having to continually put up with his same old slow, boring sex.
Would you get the hell off my shell lol
I can imagine it would be pretty boring. “In” one year and “out” the next.
In one ear and out the next is the cause of most divorces.
115 year itch.
I knew it wouldn’t last.
I wonder who gets the house?
115 years? It’s time to move on… slowly now….
Can you just imagine 115 years of moving like that? Waking up every day to do absolutely nothing. I couldn’t stand it. Same clothes, day in day out.
How do you mean? They get to choose their lettuce leaf,
Well I only said…
Tarzan and Jane never got that luxury with fig leaves, mind
you with a winkle the size of a peanut it’s a wonder the ape
man got any oats at all
Poor Jane must have been bored as a stiff
lol
not to forget Tarzan’s poor linguistic skills. poor thing
I know, what a dummy
lol
I watched one of those old movies the other night with Raquel Welch wearing her fur bikini and fluffy Ugg boots. I was amazed how JANE had false eyelashes and great hair in those days.
and Tarzan has waxed legs and chest….hmmmm…
and a spray tan