A Korean’s got my babies!!!!
OMG, step away from the calamari. Evidently a South Korean woman became pregnant in the mouth with 12 baby squid after chomping on a sperm sack. A true octomom. The woman was merrily eating some cooked squid when she felt a pain in her mouth. Later, when she decided to go to the hospital doctors discovered ‘bug-like organisms’ attached to her gums, tongue and cheek. Dear lord. Note to self, make sure when eating calamari to ask if its internal organs have been removed. I don’t want no spermatophores in my mouth thank you very much!!!! Lucky she didn’t swallow!
Now, as a rule I don’t eat anything that hasn’t been almost completely burned away to cinders, so sushi of any kind is completely out of the question. But really, spermatophores attached to her gums, tongue and cheek?!?!?! You really have a thing for keeping me up at night, don’t you Loon?
Bed bugs got nothing on these little menaces!!!!
Bed bugs? Hell Loon, I’d completely forgotten about them and have been “nightmaring” about those damned spiders you posted about. Until now, that is. Gee thanks! Do you think it’s possible for someone to sleep through with a mouth full of antiseptic?
Blahahaha IzaakMak. I have been sleeping with one eye open for years.
Damn you woman. I imagined something crawling on my leg while I was trying to respond to your comment over at my place, and then my PC froze up on me – out of disgust at my “girly man” reactions I suspect!
or maybe you have a wayward spider messing with your hard drive?
Oh I am SO praying for plagues to head your way Loon!
You wouldn’t be the first to say that
She had them all last week and she survived!!! lol Nothing will even eradicate the Loon.
Yep, this vermin is here to stay
If she swllowed…. what would have happened to her? Would she be pregnant in her tummy with squid babies? If so, she’d be giving birth out the back door. That would be as bad as having worms. This is indeed a distressing story Loon. One of the most distressing for quite some time.
I, I, I just don’t know what to say. This is so damn bizare. Of course it happened in Korea. Korea is the most bizare place I’ve ever been. It’s very strange to see folks greeting each other casually on the street in Korea. The way they wave is quite different. Like a robot, hand flat as a pancake and raised slowly and firmly (like a native american would a two hundred years ago) until their acknowledged the same way usually wihtout even so much as a smile. Very strange.
(I really should proofread my comments- but I’m too lazy)
I’m still frightened by the greece economy explanation now this??? I wonder if the squid would be half man half squid.. Squidman…. They should keep one or two in her mouth to see wat happens… We could call it Frankensquidy
Check the news today. The run on banks has begun. Drachmageddon!!!!
Imagine if she had got baby squidies in her tummy. GROSS. She’ d have to give birth out of the back door!!! Doesn’t warrant thinking about.
Bizarre and Utterly Ghoulish