You are recently married and have a serious kidney ailment. The kidney your mother donated several years before is about to fail the the only chance of survival is finding someone with a 99% kidney match (1% of the population) who is willing to give it over. You think, oh crap. Then the doctor tells you they have found a perfect match….your new wife!!! Seriously dude, you are one lucky bastard. Get well soon Jonathan Woodlief.
June 21, 2012 · 1:21 am
What Are The Chances?
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, You Go Girl!
Tagged as Jonathan Woodlief, kidney, kidney match, miracle, new wife, wife
Now we have the “KIDNEY” fairy.
Yes, but you must wish wisely
And no toasting to your health…Wait that is the liver. Drink up!
You are Kidneying with this one aren’t you Loon
This is one of those stories women make-up to ensure we take out the trash regularly, right?!
Yes well don’t you be falling
lol
over those Racoons SIG
Blahahahaha that’s why you should always take a blood test before tying the knot to avoid losing body parts
I bet he married her for her kidney!
He will be after her sausages and
lmao
bacon next you wait and see
I wouldn’t want one of my twin’s kydneys. Pops pills for everything. God no I’d probably die quicker.