Give up? Well it’s a stool tool chart. Cambridge University students Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg and James King have created a yogurt type drink that can turn your shit into all the pretty colors of a rainbow to discover how sick you are. Yep, they have genetically modified all the nasty bacterias into different colors so when you down the “E.Chromi” drink and then crap in the bowl, you can self diagnose. Splendid. So, here’s rundown of the chart…
Yellow = Colitis
Green = Bowel Cancer
Red = Rotavirus
Mauve = Salmonella
Dark Blue = Stomach Ulcer
Light Blue = Worms
Brown = Good to go
This is a hypochondriacs dream!!! Oh and Mega, you might want to ignore this chart as you’ve been pooping rainbow turds for years!!!!
You meean you actually look? Ewh !
OMG…. I HAVE THE ENTIRE RAINBOW…Yoohoo….I could wipe my bum on Oxford Street in Sydney and be loved for it….bless bless…
That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read–thanks for the laughs!
Shit happens
Colorfully, even
Red.
This is a useless piece of shit of no good to the likes of me – there’s no mention of white coloured poo (early warning sign of liver failure) !!!
or cholera
I read that in the War Diaries Of Weary Dunlop. It’s friggin amazing what stays in my head. He was a surgeon held POW by the Japs. GREAT GREAT Australian. See I don’t just sit on my computer all day long. No siree I read…
White you say
White with lime green stripes
could be a sign of finger painting
with a food poisoned student,
but then again if teachers enjoy
playing with their food it serves
them right
A poop kit anyone? lmao
Yes it does and mine was “Good To Go” today.
You looked?
Yes I did, just in case it was white lol
What, no pink? I’ll take the blue then you can get rid of worms.
not the worms
Oh yeah remember those worms you used to post ? EEEEK !!
Yes white. Apparently pooping white poo meant the writing was on the wall That was one of the signs and they knew they had it. That’s another great book. That and one called simply P.O.W. If you are interested in war then you will enjoy them both.
Hang on.
I’ll go grab a canvas…
Picasso anyone LOL!!!
Try chucking it through a fan pointing at the canvas…Hang on….I have the people from the National Art Gallery knocking on my door…..What ever it is they want?…..
What the crap!
2039….I could die waiting for that thing to come out.
You could always do what the
constipated mathematician did
Bearman…
Work it out with a pencil
lol
Oh God not that old joke. My mother has been telling that joke at every family gathering for a squllion years and she still expects us all to laugh NOT !
LOL!!!
Well I am still laughing
lmao
Coffee on the screen.
Red.