TomKat Lawyer Up For The Big D

A shocked sheep

Oh my. I woke up this morning to discover Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are heading for the big D. Didn’t see that coming and evidently neither did Tom. Seems Katie doesn’t want Suri involved in the big S and will be fighting for sole custody. Hmm, good luck with THAT!

Psst All I can say is run young Hollywood starlets, Tom will soon be cruising for a new Stepford wife.

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11 Responses to TomKat Lawyer Up For The Big D

  1. with how creepy and crazy Tom is, she just may have a chance at the sole custody thing. Took long enough for her to finally file..

  2. Never heard about this. You’re my exclusive source of all the breaking celebrity news, Loon!

  3. Did Katie Holmes fail the Scientology IQ test? Just curious Loons….I guess lucky for her if she did…..

  4. OK, I’m going to start the ball rolling by putting Kristen Stewart’s name out there as the new Mrs Cruise because lets face it, she can’t get more miserable!

  5. You didn’t see this coming??? Come on Loon the day they married we said it wouldn’t last. In this household we call her FUNNY FACE due to her odd smile but I can’t say I blame her. I mean he’s OLD and when I was her age, men his age would be considered ancient and they weren’t even Scientologists. Young people should marry around the same age. With the age difference there will always be dominance from the old one. No, grow old together. They are from different planets. Age DOES matter!

  6. I kept hoping they wouldn’t marry–he pushed her to make a lot of compromises and I had hoped she would stand up to him. Well, now maybe she is enough of a grownup.

    And I love your idea, loon–Kristen Stewart would be the perfect replacement! Although I don’t think he marries strong women–living with his neuroses gives them strength. So maybe, in the end, he is really doing a service to Hollywood’s gals. Pondering…

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