Seriously? A man in Vienna has allegedly broken into the graves of two famous composers, Johann Strauss Jr. and Johannes Brahms, and stolen their teeth . Austrian authorities have no idea why.
Musicians Decomposing
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Perhaps he wants to make some musical dentures.
I will be looking out for them on Ebay….
I’d assign that freaking pilot to find out. I’d bet they speak the same language!
Maybe he was planning to use them as piano keys?
Oh Loon, my wit is failing me tonight. I had the briefest flash of one involving a lovesick pianist, desperately to restore that “big smile” on the piano he so loves to “fondle”… Sorry, that’s all I got.
Seems obvious. He couldn’t afford new dentures.
Ewh yukki! Imagine the opening up of the coffin bit ! In Oz, surfies wear shark’s teeth. Maybe in Austria they like musician’s teeth.
The problems’ going to come when he tries to prove who’s teeth they are actually from. You know the saying.. pics or it didn’t happen kind of thing..
And now…
a piece in D sharp molar…
That’s weird!
There’s actually a joke about that in “The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes”:
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
I have heard of teething problems but that is ridiculous
No I won’t mention
lol
lmao
the 2.30 joke Loon
Oop’s i just did