Hmm, someone isn’t happy that their hubby left them for someone younger. The newly single Oregon woman, who is now forced to sell the family home, says “I want everyone to know I am hurt. I am scorned. I am bitter. I am sad,”
Psst If you look closely at the bottom of the sign it reads “Adulterers need not apply,”
Well, at least she trying to keep the unfaithful out of the neighborhood.
But will I get it for a good price?
Lettin it ALL hang out!
I’d have included her name, address and phone number lol.
Touring this house with your wife will be lots of fun, yeah. “And over here we have the living room, where my filthy rotten good for nothing husband screwed a 22 year old. And over here is the dining room window where the detective I hired took pictures for my attorney. And this is the kitchen where I can no longer eat because, yeah, they were in here too. Right on the tile floor! Can you believe it? I hope his knees are killing him.”
LOL, now there is a tour I would go on
I called her, but she sounds like she’s a man-hater for at least the next 6-9 months. I even offered to let her spank me. You know, let her work out some of that frustration. But she counter-offered with the idea of me having sexual relations with myself.