At ease everyone the “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup” bandit has finally been caught. The elusive sweet tooth had been raiding convenience stores around Ohio for the past 6 months grabbing an estimated $600 worth of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup candies. The 17 year old thief, who was nabbed by police, has been handed over to juvenile authorities but I think he should be handed over to Hersey for some promotional work.
Psst Friggin Ohio Home of Bearman
I would like to investigate the evidence.
You can but it is floating in the toilet now.
Agreed–don’t you know it would definitely boost sales!
Not to me though–corn syrup! Sorry if this is TMI, but corn syrup gives me the runs! And I don’t understand why it doesn’t give everyone else the runs–after all, corn is a natural laxative! I just drank a bottle of Coke earlier–from Mexico. All the American-made Coke now has corn syrup, while the Mexican Coke still has good-old refined sugar!
And the only Hershey’s products that still have good old refined sugar are the regular Hershey bar, and the Hershey’s Kisses!
Hmm, corn syrup…note to self….STAY CLEAR!!!
It’s easy to avoid corn syrup. Just don’t eat or drink anything processed or prepared.
Maybe they should hand him over to a dentist first.
Woo hoo…my day is complete…Ohio is in the news!!
now i wanna try these reeces butter cups are they that nice??