That better be the smell of your fart!!!!
o Oh, I don’t won’t to be alarmist or anything but run people living near Mt Tongariro, seems your volcano has decided to erupt after 100 years of sleep. Despite no orders to evacuate just yet, Air New Zealand flights have been cancelled until the ash cloud has dispersed. The cloud of ash came from a new hole on the side of the North Island mountain and experts are yet to determine if there is more to come. The area has been experiencing volcanic related earthquakes since July.
Don’t panic. Hope they all brought a towel….
Quick honey, get the washing off the line!!!!
Is New Zealand being punished for something? They seem to be getting battered lately.