No need to panic but WTF, a fisherman who caught a 275kg Bluefin tuna off the coast of New Zealand has been advised to have it checked for radioactivity as it could have been frolicking around the Fukushima reactor area in Japan during the big leak. Hmm, so in other words fish and more importantly friggin SHARKS could be radioactive time bombs. Dear lord, get out of the water, NOW!!!!
No One Said Anything About Radioactive Fish!!!!!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife
oh stay away from water and fish we dont want a sudden rise in hulk population…
Might make tracking them easier. Are there any fish in the water today? Give me the gieger counter and I’ll check. Nope. Nothing here. Let’s try your other fishing spot, you know, the one close to the reactor? (We always catch something there). Hey Don, hand me your baseball cap. My hair seems to be falling out.
It could be a whole new way to fish!!!
But what about richard simmons?
stay away from him too!!!!
I guess it make it easier to fish at night, though, with all those glow in the dark fishes.
What a Sharkingly good story,
oop’s I mean a Tunainteresting one
Chicken of the sea my ass. More like glow worms of the sea!!!!
A bowl of Glow-Fin-Soup Anyone?
Honey did you leave the light on in the pantry? Oh, never mind it’s just the tuna
Weight watchers have never been more excited!!!!