If you just happen upon a 300lb, 4 and a half foot carved wooden beaver, holding a sign “Welcome to our Dam house.” in your travels, the Beaver Dam police may want a word. Seems the statue has gone AWOL, along with a carving of a Native American Indian in full headdress but that has been recovered from a ditch along with a statue of a turtle which has yet not been reported missing.
Dam Beaver Missing
Filed under Well I Never
Some peeps will pinch anything Loon,
lmao
so be careful where you bend down
Touch my beaver and they die
I was thinking something else but okay beaver is definitely on the hit list, nooooo I mean if anyone should dare to try it, I mean to pat it, I mean to… Oh never mind, you know what I mean?
lmao