When Nippon Shokubai goes kaboom, every mother in the world sits up and cries. The company supplies one fifth of the world’s super-absorbent polymers. Hello, polymers are used in the production of nappies, it’s what soaks up that wee and “pulls the wetness away”. The Nippon Shokubai company, which controls about one fifth of the world’s production of super-absorbent polymers, exploded into a massive fireball , after a tank had a chemical reaction mishap yesterday. So get ready for a global nappy shortage , massive price hikes and the wettest baby bottoms in decades.
Nappy Rash On
Filed under Friggin Gross, Sore Loser, Whoops!
Finally clip art that matches the story.
Shut up Bearman we’re not all as smart as you lol.
LOL, some of my clipart is cryptic
I know…but I’ll still hang out with you.
Reduce the amount of the stuff in the diapers by 1/5th, and then feed the babies 1/5th less. No problems!
Can’t they just wrap the tank in a giant diaper and keep going?
That’s what I was thinking!
Thankfully no chocolate factory was harmed.
Back to cloth nappies & washing out the poo