What do you do when your roomie cuts through your door with a chainsaw after you had the locks changed on your house? You grab your damn umbrella and run, then hope to hell the saw catches your shirt and gets jammed, so you can pin him down with your umbrella. That’s what a 76 year old Pennsylvania man did. There is a year worth of nightmares, right there!!!!
Umbrella vs Chainsaw
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Well I Never
Luckily he wasn’t attacked by a man wielding an unbrellasaw.
OMG! Talk about betting on a long-shot!
Never mind that, isn’t it bad luck to open an umbrella in the house?
Blahahahaha! You so quazee Loon!
Why thank you IzaakMak
As i was in a state of my psycho killer alter ego the headline caught my attention. So it seems that umbrellas are more powerful than chainsaws. Ya just gotta make sure you keep them nice & sharp
I hate being attacked with chainsaws. That’s why I always carry an umbrella.
I particularly hate it it when the chain gets caught in my shirt. You can’t begin to imagine how many shirts I’ve lost that way
I am just trying to picture
Hey…
you without the shirts