Mommy, Why Do They Keep Calling Me a Neanderthal?

Yes, Johnny's now 10

Yes, Johnny’s now 10

Attention ladies, a Harvard professor is on the look out for a young adventurous lady. No, he isn’t  looking for a date so much as he would like you to give birth to a Neanderthal baby. Yes, yes, I know some of you believe you already have, but geneticist George Church wants to bring back the extinct version. Don’t worry, he’s extracted enough Neanderthal DNA from fossil bones to make this baby fly (figuratively speaking) all he needs is a birth mom, preferably someone who doesn’t have high expectations for their kid and won’t mind them dragging their knuckles a bit.

Psst Is this even legal?

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5 Responses to Mommy, Why Do They Keep Calling Me a Neanderthal?

  1. Binky

    It’ll probably end up as President.

  2. Why is he bothering ? Up here in Daylesford I see many like that and most of them are Gay and hopefully would be reproducing any time soon. lol

  3. Why? Just go to any football game and check out the stands.

  4. Geoff

    Maybe better to grow it in a test tube
    otherwise she could have twins, soooo
    that is where that title came from…

    Dumb and Dumber…

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