One of the main reasons you don’t have sex with a snowman when you’re drunk is that you could get frostbite on your dick. Hey Duncan, are you OK? The 64 year old man was admitted to the hospital screaming in pain after screwing the 5ft snowman. Residents in Blackburn are fuming that “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”
Sex With Snowman Ends in Frostbite
Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt
Blue balls also reported
Did he need Viagra for that or was the freeze enough to keep it stiff? Just asking.
Val…. hehehehehehe
http://i.imgur.com/jlq7ul7.jpg?1
Does it make it any better if I chose to wait until someone built a snow-woman?
Where on Earth is your sense of adventure George….. go for best of both worlds you woos…
I must have missed that verse to ‘Frosty the Snowman’…
I am at a loss for words on this one. The world has gone mad…
Hmm he’s not so gay now is he?