Sex With Snowman Ends in Frostbite

Man gets frostbite on penis after having sex with snowmanOne of the main reasons you don’t have sex with a snowman when you’re drunk is that you could get frostbite on your dick. Hey Duncan, are you OK? The 64 year old man was admitted to the hospital screaming in pain after screwing the 5ft snowman.  Residents in Blackburn are fuming that “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”

Want sauce with that?

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9 responses to “Sex With Snowman Ends in Frostbite

  1. Did he need Viagra for that or was the freeze enough to keep it stiff? Just asking.

  2. Does it make it any better if I chose to wait until someone built a snow-woman?

  3. I must have missed that verse to ‘Frosty the Snowman’…

  4. I am at a loss for words on this one. The world has gone mad…

  5. Hmm he’s not so gay now is he?

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