Oh for the love of all things pink. A dog owner in Tennessee dumped his bulldog-mix hound at an animal shelter because … wait for it …. he thought the dog was gay. I don’t know, something about humping a male dog or barking with a lisp, but anywho, the poor pooch was hours away from being put down when an animal loving tribe of Facebookers came to its rescue. The animal shelter was bombarded with people willing to take the gay dog (who wasn’t so much gay, as just showing off his dominance). No need to have worried however, as the dapper pooch had already been snaffled up by a veterinary technician who named him Elton. Oh how precious.