A Scottish chef , who was in the middle of preparing for a dinner party for some friends, was none too pleased when his partner informed him that she had already eaten, so he stabbed her to death. The poor guests rocked up just in time to see the police handcuff the host, which was kind of ironic because they were planning an intervention during the meal because of his drinking prob.





She must have been dieing to eat !! My bad.
But what was dessert?
It was going to be friends on
spatter-platter but they turned
up too late
Bit too late I take it.
IF she’s like me she may have started with desert.
I will bring an extra spoon and we can share it