I have no sympathy
So you’re a magician. Well sure sometimes you’re going to use your sleight of hand skills to steal money while working on the cheese counter at Harrods. Duh! The cash strapped entertainer was busted by staff who noticed him nicking money with one hand and then hiding it in the other….. which would explain why he was broke, he sucked at being a magician.
Guess he needed a new line of work, dummy … hmmm ventriloquism perhaps. This is a stick up, give me all your money.
The dummy did it!
He was probably a clown magician. They’re the worst.
Bwahahaha!