Poor, poor, nut and sugar deprived students at Colombia University are eating their way through $5,000 worth of Nutella a week, so says the executive director of dining services at the uni. Since the chocolate hazelnut spread was introduced into the cafeterias last month, students have been seen scoffing down entire jars in one sitting or stealing the jars for later scoffing. Hmm, I suspect they were all deprived of this delicacy as children. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a spike in gym membership soon.
Psst What ever you do don’t tell the Wombies.