While You Were Sleeping

cow falls through roof kills manYou know what I hate? When you are fast asleep and an 11 and a half ton cow falls through your roof and kills you. I really friggin hate that. The cow had wandered down a hill and onto the roof which then gave way and landed on the man (narrowly missing his wife). Unfortunately, he died from internal injuries while waiting for treatment at the local hospital.

Psst Brazil

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

7 responses to “While You Were Sleeping

  1. 11 and a half TONS?? Good grief, that’s over 44,000 pounds!

  2. NAh Loon that has to be wrong

  3. He went via the Milky Way

    BTW I just noticed that when you type in frigginloon.com it doesn’t redirect to here…why the hell not??

  4. I think you mean ONE and a half tons. Unless it was some kind of Wombie cow.

  5. Red

    Wait, doesn’t everyone keep their cattle on the roof? Sheesh.

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