You’re getting married, your only basic role is to book the venue, you muck up the forms and realise on the day the venue isn’t booked…what do you do…What do YOU do? Well if you’re a quick thinking British groom you ring up the hall and claim there is a bomb. All went to plan, the bride arrived to discover the hall has been evacuated and the police have cordoned off the area. Phew, wedding disaster averted. Oh, except for the fact a) the call was traced b) he got arrested c) the wedding has been postponed until after his sentencing.