Hurry up Fido, I need to go!
A word of warning to all residents of Baltimore’s Scarlett Place who are letting their dogs shit all over the place without scooping it up, they are on to ya.There is a plan underway to have all the dogs DNA tested in the upscale address so they can catch the culprit/s and it’s owner/s then fine their sorry asses. You think I jest? Next week the condo board will vote to make it mandatory to have all pooches DNA tested.
Maybe we should have knocked first?
Whoopsie daisy, someone has got the address wrong again. Peter Collard, who was selling his house in Brisbane, received an urgent call from his real estate agent telling him he better get home real quick, men were digging up his yard. However, by the time Mr Collard arrived the men had skedaddled but they had left him with around $20,000 worth of damage (which insurance won’t cover). Backhoes can be a bitch! Seems the men were digging a pool but as soon as they realized their mistake (thanks in part probably to the real estate dude) they took off like jackrabbits.Police are still trying to work out who the hell they were!
Psst Geez, had you just been quiet you could have had a friggin free pool!
Oh dear, a middle aged Swedish couple were kicked off a bus and charged with sexual harrassment after it was alleged they had committed sex acts in plain view of the passengers. Despite numerous complaints about their hanky panky, the couple , a muscican and real estate agent, claim “We did not have sex. She stroked me on my tummy just inside my shirt,”
Hmm, sounds like Kim Jong Il has taken his role in Team America way too seriously. Word on the street is an elite North Korean suicide squad were responsible for the sinking of the South Korean ship Cheonan last month. Yep, it’s being alleged that the little buggers became like “human torpedoes” when they were ordered into little subs to get as close to the target as possible before… Kaboom! More than 40 sailors lost their lives. So far North Korean are denying they had anything to do with the sinking of the Cheonan but a salvage operation is underway to prove their involvement.
What the heck, one more time…..