Holy thumbprint Batman, an 8th grader from Phoenix believes he found Jesus on his thumb. Austin Coleman was doing a science project for school, where he had to place his thumbprint on a piece of paper, but when he stepped back from it he saw an image he believes resembles Jesus. What do you think loons?
In my series of WTF was that video, I present SMBC Theater’s Nature Documentary….
Not so fast mister!
Remember the cleric, Kazem Sedighi,who blamed the earthquakes on woman showing too much boob? Well anywho, he reckons the reason the West haven’t had a enormous friggin killer natural disaster yet is because God is holding off to let more people sin so they can all be doomed to the bottom of hell. Bless.Hmm, so I am guessing the bottom of hell is pretty bad!
Hi, just messing with ya!
OK, no need to panic but WTF, remember NASA’s Voyager 2, the unmanned probe that was blasted off into space 33 years ago? No? Well anywho, the damn thing has begun transmitting bizarre, unintelligible signals according to German UFO expert Hartwig Hausdorf. Mr Hausdorf believes aliens have hijacked the probe which is now located near the edge of the solar system. Hmm, maybe they are just sick and tired of hearing a loop of 70′s music and greetings in 55 different languages so are sending us back some of our own medicine? Oh and NASA’s spin on the thing…. it’s a glitch in the computer memory….. but we know better than to believe them, now don’t we loons!
I can't drink these!
Atta boy, a man who allegedly stole beers from a gas station returned a few minutes later to exchange them for colder ones. The man had nicked the case of warm beer while the clerk was restocking and, obviously not being British, he was peeved to learn they weren’t chilled. Anywho, when the Clarksville clerk asked the intoxicated man if he had paid for them he fled.
The first rule of roof jumping is to avoid asbestos sheeting.