Charles Ramsay Gets Free Burgers

Remember the colorful Mr Charles Ramsay who helped saved Amanda Berry and the two other women from the evil Ariel Castro? Yeah, him. Well, it seems he’s been offered free burgers for the rest of his life by over a dozen Ohio restaurants. Ironically, McDonalds aint one of the restaurants, despite the enormous publicity Ramsay gave them after he had to abandoned his Big Mac to kick down the door. Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.

Psst An occcassional free haircut might be nice too.

True Facts About Morgan Freeman

Thank you Morgan Freeman ….

Party For One In Aisle 5

Hungry? Well, why not hide from the Kentucky Valumarket staff during closing time and then have the biggest booze and food party for one, EVER. The dude power drank his way through numerous cans of beer , then cooked himself 6 steaks and shrimps before finishing it off with birthday cake.  He later climbed up on the rafters to sleep it off. Hmm, in fact that’s where the police found him the next morning.

 

 

Help Bearman Go Broke

It’s that time of the year again when Bearman , that silly sausage, throws out his charity challenge. If you want to make a difference to this cold, cruel world and also send Bearman to the cleaners, just click here Beartoons and follow the instructions.

Patty’s Awesome Old Fashioned Popcorn

Some of you may not have heard I won a tin of Patty’s Old Fashioned Popcorn from a Bearman competition a few weeks back. Yay me. Anywho, it finally arrived, which is remarkable considering Bearman used friggin popcorn to pack it. Hello, Australian Customs have a serious uber food restriction policy. Sheez Bearman, I could have ended up on Border Security!!!  Luckily I realized it was popcorn packing before I began scoffing it . But the bonus is I have kept it to regift to Susi Spice (shhhh just don’t tell her). I can’t believe how enormous American popcorn is, talk about supersized. I chose a mixture of Patty’s cheese and caramel popcorn which was simply mouthwatering. Thank you Bearman for such a marvelous taste treat. It is nearly worth getting on a plane and heading to friggin Ohio home of Bearman just to restock my popcorn.

Claudius smelled something was up

WTF, this kitty litter is weird

It’s a Bearman toon!!!

Let the Rick Rolling Begin

Proceed with caution searching for Dzhokhor Tsarnaev or you might find yourself getting Rick rolled. He’s already number two on Google ….never gonna give

Finally

After friggin 77 year, an Aussie golfer has finally squeezed his arms into a green jacket at the Masters in Augusta. Damn you Adam Scott, now my golf will be ruined by wannabe hackers with delusions of grandeur for the next few weeks. I must say however, I was as proud as punch when he roared “Come on Aussie” on the 18th.

 

She Got Tonight

What do you think were the first words a 79 year old woman said after suddenly awakening from a 5 year coma? OK, I’ll give you a few seconds to think…… give up?  She said “I want to go to a Bob Seger concert,”.  Evie Branan, who had suffered a massive stroke, couldn’t move, speak or even eat when out of the blue she emerged from her coma in 2011. This week her wish will be granted,  she will be attending a Bob Seger concert AND after party at Auburn Hills.

Want sauce with that?

Girl Power

Hey fellas, word on the geneticist’s street is the Y chromosome is self destructing and will eventually disappear. Hmm, which means in about 5 million years women will rule the world. Better make the most of it all you misogynists because the chicks are fluffing the floral scatter pillows as I speak .

Want sauce with that?

Darwin Rang

Oh for crying out loud, watch out for the …oh never mind. A bag snatcher face plants a plate glass window.

Psst Perth, home of the Friggin Loon.