Want to traumatize your kid forever? How about getting them a reborn baby vampire doll? Yes, indeedy, this should put them in therapy for a couple of years. Sleep with one eye open little snowflakes or baby Elvira might get ya on the neck…boo!!!
Psst You can by them at the Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery.
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OK, I think I would spontaneously combust if someone played this prank on me. Seriously, this could quite easily be my worst nightmare. OMG, she is holding a creepy doll too…… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dolls, Friggin Scary
This is what it has come to I guess…..
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dolls, Friggin Scary
A police officer who was arrested for beating his girlfriend in Denver claims she attacked him with a Justin Bieber doll. How old are these people, 8?
Psst Does the story warrant such a long article I ask myself? Sauce.
Filed under Friggin Dolls, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Seems some parents in the US have got all righteous over the “crazy bitch” talking doll. Apparently it is suppose to simply baby babble, not say “crazy bitch”. The “crazy bitch” doll, aka “You and Me doll” , is brought to you by Toys R Us and the letters WTF!!!
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dolls, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
Holy scary crap people, who the hell would even think of owning a reborn baby? I stumbled across these friggin evil man mad monstosities when I read a story about police in England smashing the window of a car, believing a baby had been locked inside, only to discover it was a “reborn baby”. These lifelike little creatures have become popular amongst the friggin insane doll collectors and look identical to real babies. Sleep with one eye open people!
Filed under Friggin Dolls, Friggin Scary
Debate time…Berjuan Toys have just released “Breast Milk Baby” a breast feeding doll for little girls. Bless. The doll comes with a top that the child can wear which has two flower nipples and a sensor that makes sucking sounds. As you would expect the doll has hit the controversy button. Camp A says … its a normal part of life and teaches the child that breast feeding is a natural and normal way to feed a baby. Camp B ….WTF, this will encourage young girls to get pregnant. Camp C …. why can’t kids just be kids.
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Happy Birthday me!
Guess who is turning the big 50? No, not me you fools, its Ken. You know, Barbie’s ex.Yes sirree and rumors are Barbie dumped Blaine, her Aussie boogie boarder boyfriend, and is now back with Ken. All is now good with the world.
Psst Can’t wait for the midlife crisis doll!
Filed under Friggin Dolls, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Good grief, was that a turd in the toilet?
Filed under Friggin Dolls, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!
Whoopsie, seems like My Pal Scout is a bit of a slutty mutt. Parents are friggin freaky over a singalong toy for snowflakes.
Psst Leapfrog Toys have re-recorded the song.
Filed under Friggin Dolls, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
