What A Jam

According to the LA Times when a big truck carrying fruit overturned on the 210 it created jam. Ta da.

Poor Pussy

Nothing sadder than a sad cat diary ….

True Facts About Morgan Freeman

Thank you Morgan Freeman ….

I’m Not Drunk I Have Wine Flu

That poor Czech President Milo Zeman had another bad case of wine flu during a public outing. Mr Zeman insisted he was not plastered but suffering from a virus.

Poor Teddy

Watford Beats Leicester

The moment underdogs Watford beat Leicester to go to the Premier League finals ….. priceless.

Oh, there’s more ….

Tsarnaev Way Too Jihadi For The Extremists

No, no, no, you’re suppose to blend in.

Oh dear, it appears even the Dagestan Islamists thought Tamerlan Tsarnaev was too extreme for the extremists. No one wanted to be hanging with him in the mosques, especially with his weird  jihadist fashion that was attracting unwanted attention. Evidently greasy olive oil hair and dark eye makeup is way to  Emo for the extremists.

Sean Hannity’s Hair part

What’s up with Sean Hannity’s hair part? Everyday it is positioned differently on his head and I swear it is getting deeper and wider.  Is this the new “Republican Hair” ….just saying.

Penis On The Pavement

Wouldn’t it make you just scream. Some poor butcher arrived at his shop to discover some evil doer had carved a 6ft penis into his newly laid  $7000 concrete parking lot. To make matters worse he doesn’t have the money to redo the job so he will now park his car over it to avoid the expected jibes. Seriously, that would be a status symbol in my driveway.

Presidential Face Plant

President Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov of Turkmenistan was so embarrassed about face planting from his horse during a race he had all the footage remove from the face of the earth. Evidently, the pres is a tad like the Korean Kim Jongers, you know, totally awesome and super human. So the whole humiliating episode , which happened right near the finishing line, miraculously disappeared. It was reported that security agents and police were ordered to check computers, phones and cameras of people attending the event to make sure no images of the face plant  were leaked to the world. As for Berdymukhamedov, he was carted off the track by an ambulance but later re-emerged to accept the winners prize. In a cruel twist, some sneaky bastard managed to leak video of the fall.

Ooh, ouch.