Category Archives: Friggin Loon Award
Don’t Try This
Oh for goodness sakes will you dumbasses stop ringing 911. Latest loser Mark Anthony Johnson rang the dispatcher saying he had just murdered someone and was still armed. Police responded with a “Code 3″ (that’s tech talk for full speed … Continue reading
Drum Roll Please
An 83 year old Texan man opened fire on his 50 year old son because he refused to stop drumming. Boom, Boom! Psst The son only received a graze to the head. Hmm, seems daddy ain’t good at shooting either!
And the Winner Is
OK the first rule of bank robbery, don’t give your name, address and bank details before you attempt to hold it up. Jarell Paul Arnold walked into the Alaska USA Federal Credit Union in Anchorage handed over all his personal … Continue reading
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There Was a WHAT On My Shoulders?
If you are in possession of drug paraphernalia I wouldn’t suggest you ride a bicycle with a metre long alligator hanging around your shoulders. Hmm nope, that will just attract unwanted attention. When police pulled up along side Terron Ingram … Continue reading
And You Thought No One Would Notice
I am guessing it was a particular word that caught the eye of Croatian Prime Minister Jadranka Kosor and not her master of the English language that lead to a cameraman’s immediate sacking. During a government session Kosor spied one … Continue reading
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Unlucky Dumbass
What’s the odds that if you outfit your Ford Crown Victoria with flashing lights, microphones and speaker and pretend you are a cop, you’ll get caught? Pretty high if you are Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland. Poor Antonio managed to … Continue reading
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