Three missing girls (now women) have been found alive in a house in Cleveland (OHIO). Amanda Berry Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight have all been missing for over 10 years. A man who is believed to work as a bus driver for the Cleveland City Schools and his brothers have been taken in for questioning. Story still breaking.
As for the dude who rescued the women, he will definitely be an internet star with his lively recollection of what unfolded ….
Some of you may not have heard I won a tin of Patty’s Old Fashioned Popcorn from a Bearman competition a few weeks back. Yay me. Anywho, it finally arrived, which is remarkable considering Bearman used friggin popcorn to pack it. Hello, Australian Customs have a serious uber food restriction policy. Sheez Bearman, I could have ended up on Border Security!!! Luckily I realized it was popcorn packing before I began scoffing it . But the bonus is I have kept it to regift to Susi Spice (shhhh just don’t tell her). I can’t believe how enormous American popcorn is, talk about supersized. I chose a mixture of Patty’s cheese and caramel popcorn which was simply mouthwatering. Thank you Bearman for such a marvelous taste treat. It is nearly worth getting on a plane and heading to friggin Ohio home of Bearman just to restock my popcorn.
Claudius smelled something was up
WTF, this kitty litter is weird
It’s a Bearman toon!!!
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The dude from Austria …winning!!!
Some dude in Dayton refused to remove a pasta strainer from his head while having his driver’s license photo taken. The man said he wore the strainer for religious reasons, as he was a Pastafarian. And what is that, you may ask? Pastafarianism (AKA the Church of the Flying Spaghettic Monster) , is a movement opposing teaching in schools of intelligent design and creationism. Police were called to inform him that a pasta strainer was not an approved religious head covering and he would have to apply to the state to wear it for his license photo. Needless to say he removed the holey head gear for the snap.
Psst A Pastafarian in Austria took 3 years to win the rights to wear a pasta strainer on his head for his driver’s license photo.
2nd Psst It’s friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.
And in friggin Ohio, home of Bearman, a man has been arrested for smashing an urn of ashes over the head of another bloke causing a “cloud” of human dust. Police had to taser the dude before arresting him. No word on who was in the urn.
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Remember the woman who was ordred by a judge to hold up a sign as punishment for driving on the sidewalk to avoid waiting for a school bus to move? Yeah her. Well, she’s done it!
AP
A judge in Cleveland has ordered a woman, who was caught on camera driving up a sidewalk to avoid waiting behind a school bus, to stand at an intersection for two days wearing a a sign saying “Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.”. Hmm, so I wonder how many drivers will be distracted by that? Yep, this could only happen in Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman. Yes, Bearman and Bill, I know, Ohio is the State that will determine the next US President!!!!!
OK, here’s the thing animal activist living in Ohio (friggin home of Bearman), who wants a personalized license plate reading “H8HUNTERS.” The Bureau of Motor Vehicles says no. Still persistent, the animal lover is hopeful that her second license plate application for “HUNTNOT” will be approved.
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It has been nearly a week but I have finally found a dumbass story from friggin Ohio, home of Bearman. When a suspicious aluminum rod with the word “Kaboom” was found in the Akron City Hall building, everyone made a mad dash for the exits. Turns out the suspicious item was a an expandable shower rod used as a walking stick by none other than a man who’s surname is Kaboom.
Put you on a strict diet too huh?
Eat up death row inmates because if you get too fat they ain’t gonna execute you. Well not in Ohio anyways. It seems if you top the scales at 480lbs (218kg) you may have a “torturous and lingering death.” and therefore can’t be permanently removed from society. Just ask Ronald Post, he’s spent the last 30 years on death row and is now so big they fear they won’t even be able to find a vein let alone squeeze him onto the execution gurney. In an ironic twist Post said he has tried to lose weight but he has a knee and back problem and can’t exercise.
Psst Yeah, yeah one more time loons, Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.
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At ease everyone the “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup” bandit has finally been caught. The elusive sweet tooth had been raiding convenience stores around Ohio for the past 6 months grabbing an estimated $600 worth of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup candies. The 17 year old thief, who was nabbed by police, has been handed over to juvenile authorities but I think he should be handed over to Hersey for some promotional work.
Psst Friggin Ohio Home of Bearman
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