Category Archives: Friggin Surveys

Not Tonight Dear I Fear A Fart Brewing

Holy sex farts Batman. A recent survey in Sweden has revealed 1 in 3 women have at some stage refused to have sex because they feared a fart was a brewing. Hmm, men on the other hand weren’t so concerned … Continue reading

9 Comments

Filed under Friggin Surveys

So How Long Do You Watch Porn A Day?

Yes, it’s a new study loons. So guess how long the average person sits at their computer and watches porn per day? 8 minutes and 35 seconds to be precise.  Yep, that would be enough!

17 Comments

Filed under Friggin Surveys, Well I Never

Emergency Undies

OK ladies, hands up who carries a spare pair of sexy knickers in their purse just in case a date goes better than expected? Well, it’s supposedly 43% of you! Don’t look at me, blame Bridget Jones she brought the … Continue reading

5 Comments

Filed under Friggin Surveys, Well I Never

Promise You Won’t Tell?

How long do you think a woman can keep a secret? If you said 32 minutes, take a bow. Yep, a recent study has found a female can only hold her tongue for a little over half an hour. Even … Continue reading

2 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Surveys, I'm Just Saying !

I Demand a Recount

Apparently, and I use the term loosely, women are worse at parking than men. I know, it must me wrong. It seems a third of all the women who failed their driving test last year did so because they sucked … Continue reading

3 Comments

Filed under Friggin Surveys, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never

Dumb and Dumber

Not that I think any other country would fair any better but a UK survey has revealed how much people are ignorant of agricultural facts. For starters 26% of youngins thought bacon came from sheep, 29% thought oats grew on … Continue reading

15 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Surveys, Well I Never, Whoops!

Dah!

Stop the presses people, we have got the results of the latest study and they are going to quite frankly horrify you. 80% of women who buy new clothes…wait for it…know they are never ever going to wear them. Holy … Continue reading

4 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Surveys, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, You Go Girl!

Horrifying Undies Survey Results

Oh dear god, say it ain’t so. According to a study commissioned by Bonds, more than half of Aussie men have admitted wearing the same pair of undies up to 3 days in a row. Now that’s gross (you should … Continue reading

7 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Surveys, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Care Factor Zero

OK, and now for a completely pointless survey, unless you are flogging hair accessories and styling tools. Researchers have discovered that blondes take longer for brunettes to get ready. Yes, blondes take on average 72 minutes on their beauty routine, … Continue reading

1 Comment

Filed under Friggin Surveys, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, You Go Girl!

Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation List

OK loons, I promise I am not making this up,  evidently 25 million adults in Britain injure themselves eating  biscuits. Hmm, that’s like half of Britain! Geez, it’s sounding like a Nanny State survey to me! Yep, the survey says … Continue reading

13 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Nanny State, Friggin Surveys, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!