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Category Archives: Friggin Wildlife
Some drunken fool charged an elephant in Kruger National Park. Idiot 1, Elephant 0. Not so intimidating now, tough guy!!!
Help, help, I’m being held hostage by a bunch of evil raccoons. That’s what the fire rescue service faced when they answered a call about a 12 year old being stuck in a tree. OK, she may have been only 3meters up but every time she moved a gaze of raccoons hissed and growled at her.
Oh for the love of Mexican, some restaurant in Tampa is receiving bomb threats after they added real lion meat tacos to their menu. Seems animal activists are not fans. The owners and staff have been under threat since news broke about this exotic meat meal. One angry man rang the manager and said he’d “kidnap me and grind me up for a taco.” Oh and just in case you were wondering, the restaurant gets the meat from a farm in the US that breeds lions for meat.
A Florida woman is still wondering how the heck a bear managed to locked itself in her 2003 Toyota Matrix and then proceed to rip it to shreds. The unnamed bear had a yabadabadoo time stripping the seats to the metal, eating the head rests, chewing the steering wheel and scratching the heck out of the headlining before the woman’s father managed to open the door to let it out.
Psst Maybe it got pissed because it couldn’t drive a manual?
What is worse than falling 300m to your death? That, plus being devoured by vultures who leave only a few bones, clothes and your shoes for rescuers to find. Hmm, seems it took about 40 minutes for the nasty beasts to eat the tourist who had been trekking in the French Pryenees. So scratching that off my bucket list!
Feet out of the water, people. Two Irish college students out on Lough Foyle allegedly filmed a monster like creature. Oh alright, I can hear your collective sighing. Well, it could be a monster! Anywho, you can all be the judge, here’s the footage.
Feet up patients in a Saskatchewan hospital, you got snakes. Over a hundred of the slimy reptiles have been found slithering around the basement and wards since February. Officials say they are harmless little garter snakes but you might want to sleep with one eye open anyways.
Nothing like a shell game to prove who’s smarter ……
If you think beavers are just cute , dam making, semi aquatic rodents, you are sorely mistaken. They are vicious, man killing machines. Well, they are in Belarus. Some poor dude was simply trying to take a photo of a beaver while he was fishing with mates when he was pounced upon by the buck toothed beast and then bitten on the thigh. The bite was hard enough to sever a main artery and now the man’s dead. How awkward is that funeral going to be?