Oh for the love of stupidity, a man who was partying in a vacant store in Toronto got himself stuck in a safe after he was dared to get in it. He was eventually cut out after firefighters were called. Yes, he was drunk, eh.
Category Archives: How Embarrassing
Truly An Enigma
Remember the dead pigeon found in a Chinmey in England with a secret World War II message still strapped to its leg? Well, it seems that the experts at the intelligence agency GCHQ can’t crack the code and are now asking the public to give it a go.
Here it is, good luck.
AOAKN HVPKD FNFJW YIDDC
RQXSR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH
NLXKG MEMKK ONOIB AKEEQ
WAOTA RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXGH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS FQIRW AOAKN 27 1525/6
Filed under How Embarrassing, Well I Never
Hope It Wasn’t Multigrain
Attention Nebraskian men, if you are going to push your wife on the bed and rub a sandwich in her face , that’s a five day jailing right there. Evidently he was pissed at her for making him live in the country. No word on what kind of sandwich it was.
Filed under How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !
Whatever You Do, Don’t Smoke!
Yeah, about those 6 supposed terrorists on a bus in England with a bomb in their bag, turns out it was an electronic cigarette. Awkward. Seems a highly paranoid attentive passenger called the cops from the bus after seeing smoke coming from a bag. Enter police, bomb disposal units, ambulances, fire engines and the military. After the passengers were forced to sit on the bus for three hours they were eventually marched off and held for another few hours while bags were searched. Hmm, that’s when they found the electronic cigarette which is used to aid smokers to quit. Sheez, enough to make you want to start smoking again, I say.
That’s Using Your Head
You know what I hate? When you try to break into a building via the garage door and you get your head stuck for 8 hours, I really friggin hate that!
Filed under How Embarrassing, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
The Met Office Fail
British taxpayers must be singing in the rain knowing that they have forked out £41million (so far) on a super computer that supposedly can deliver accurate forecasts way, way, way into the future. The Met Office have been boasting that the computer will enable them ” to deliver more accurate forecasts, from hours to a century ahead”. Hmm, that’s in spite of the fact after two days in use it failed, claiming London would be basking in sunshine when in fact rain clouds hovered over the city most of the day. The money would have been better spent buying a friggin window for the Met Office!!!!
Shit Happens
A word of warning when going to the toilet in Canada, you might want to avoid moaning and yelling or your concerned neighbor might just ring 911 and that would be really embarrassing, now wouldn’t it? A neighbor feared the worse when she heard cries from the depths of hell coming from a basement apartment, so rang police. The police rushed over and knocked on the door several times before a red faced man answered explaining he had some toilet troubles.
