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Kim Jong Um Planning To Blow Up South Korea’s Media

Holy propaganda slander South Korea. Kim Jong Um is so pissed by Seoul’s negative coverage of North Korea’s 66th anniversary of the Korean Children’s Union parade, he’s threatening to launch missiles to blow up all their media outlets. He’s talking … Continue reading

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Might Want to Keep Your Mouth Shut

North Korea is boasting that they have the capability of striking America with “a single blow”. Hmm, the last dumbass who said that had the shit blown out of his country  and a noose wrapped around his neck. This statement … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Um Has A Dud Rocket

OK Aussie Loons, you can down the hard hats. Kim Jong Um’s rocket shat itself shortly after take off. Move on, nothing to see here. North Korea had been threatening all week to launch a long range missile into Aussie … Continue reading

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North Korea Points Missile At Australia

Holy crap, Kim Jong Um is planning to hurtle a friggin long range rocket at Australia in April. Sheez, I hope it wasn’t something I said? The US have already warned Australia to duck! Want sauce with that?

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Kim Jong-Um DEAD????

The rumors of King Jong Um’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Damn you Twitter. For a few hours rumors were tweeting that North Korea’s new dictator leader, Kim Jong Um had been assassinated in Beijing. Seems it was a case … Continue reading

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Who Would You Rather?

Now the smoke has cleared over Dear Leader’ death, which son would you rather see running North Korea?

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