Category Archives: Kim Jong Um
Might Want to Keep Your Mouth Shut
North Korea is boasting that they have the capability of striking America with “a single blow”. Hmm, the last dumbass who said that had the shit blown out of his country and a noose wrapped around his neck. This statement … Continue reading
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Kim Jong Um Has A Dud Rocket
OK Aussie Loons, you can down the hard hats. Kim Jong Um’s rocket shat itself shortly after take off. Move on, nothing to see here. North Korea had been threatening all week to launch a long range missile into Aussie … Continue reading
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North Korea Points Missile At Australia
Holy crap, Kim Jong Um is planning to hurtle a friggin long range rocket at Australia in April. Sheez, I hope it wasn’t something I said? The US have already warned Australia to duck! Want sauce with that?
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Kim Jong-Um DEAD????
The rumors of King Jong Um’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Damn you Twitter. For a few hours rumors were tweeting that North Korea’s new dictator leader, Kim Jong Um had been assassinated in Beijing. Seems it was a case … Continue reading
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Who Would You Rather?
Now the smoke has cleared over Dear Leader’ death, which son would you rather see running North Korea?
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