Oh dear, a Philadelphia man is suing The Kama Sutra Co. and Kamsut Inc. for allegedly making his penis burn and swell after he applied their lubricating and desensitizing gel, resulting in permanent disfigurement and loss of sensation. Ouch.
Category Archives: That’s Gotta Hurt
Attention all men …. do you want to protect your balls from multiple shots from a 9 millimeter handgun or a .22 caliber pistol? Well now you can thanks to the new bullet resistant groin protection device. Jeremiah Raber spent seven years and $100,000 working on his bulletproof groin cup in his basement and now the US army are keen to test the product. Any volunteers?
Botswana’s president got a nasty surprise while visiting an army barracks last week. He got too close to a cheetah at feeding time and it friggin bit/scratched him in the face. Oh, I have no idea what the cheetah was doing at the barracks either, so don’t ask.
Note to would-be petrol thieves, this is not how to do it.
A woman in Germany maybe charged with premeditated assault after she rammed her shopping trolley into the heels of another shopper during a fit of shopping cart rage. The incident happened when the woman got pissed at another shopper for not letting her pass in line. So enraged she left the line and attempted to pay for her purchase at the info desk. After being told no, she stormed out of the store. As luck would have it as she was leaving she spied the other woman so she grabbed her cart and rammed it into her heels. Unfortunately for her, witnesses grabbed her number plate as she fled the scene. When police arrived at her home a short time later she told them “I lost control of my shopping cart, it’s not like they have anti-lock brakes,” Meanwhile, the victim was carted away in an ambulance.
Telling people you were shot by ninjas is no way to go through life son. The teen, who rocked up to hospital with a gunshot wound to his groin, originally told police he’d been shot by two men dressed as ninjas but when police found no evidence at the scene the kid confessed he had accidentally shot himself. Not cool to be telling that to your gang members.
OK, here’s the thing Mr federal prison guard, shooting your finger off to remove your wedding ring during an argument with your wife is a little excessive, don’t ya think? Yes, alcohol was involved and no, the damn ring still stayed on. Now all he has is a mangled finger for his troubles and a very peeved wife.