The Friggin Loon

Worst Neighborhoods in the US

frigginloon — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:16:22 +0000

OK loons, here’s a list of neighborhoods you pray to hell you don’t ever breakdown in.

The ten most dangerous US neighborhoods

10. Church Hill in Richmond, Virginia
9. Route 352/Scyene Rd, Dallas , Texas
8. Forest Ave./41st St, Kansas City, Moussouri
7. Warford St./Mount Olive Rd, Memphis, Tennessee
6. Bales Ave./30th St, Kansas City, Moussouri
5. North Ave./Belair Rd, Baltimore,
4. Beaver St./Broad St, Jacksonville, Florida
3. 7th Ave./North River Dr, Miami, Florida
2. State St./Garfield Blvd, Chicago, Illinois

and drum roll please, the most dangerous neighborhood in the US is

1. Central Pky./Liberty St, Cincinnati, Ohio …. where the chances of becoming a victim this year are 1 in 4 . Sleep with one eye open Bearman!!!!

Too Good To Be True

frigginloon — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:07:12 +0000

OMG, I got in!!!!

Um yeah, about that Vasser College acceptance letter, whoops, sorry, computer error, we bad? About 254 applicants who logged onto to the college’s live admissions web site mistakenly received an acceptance letter. The college sent apologies with their denial letters a few hours later. Talk about messing with the academically challenged.

Snake on a Face

frigginloon — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:24:03 +0000

If you have ever thought of getting a python as a pet, take heed. A woman in Wisconsin was at a book club meeting when she decided to take her friend’s python out of its terrarium for a little play. Next thing she knows Annie the 4ft python has latched itself onto her face . The serpent refused, point blank, to let go of her right cheek until its owner appeared. I’m guessing we all know the moral of this story!!!

Hey, give that girl her shirt back!

frigginloon — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:03:48 +0000

Following the epic 6 hour Australian Tennis Open battle between Novak Djokovic and Rafa Rafael Nadal in the early hours of this morning , the victor, Djokovic, walked over to the crowd and threw his shirt to a young girl. Watch as another fan snatches it from her grasp, faster than a rat up a drainpipe . Nasty!

RIP Colin Tarrant

frigginloon — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:18:37 +0000

The actor who played inspector Andrew Monroe on the long running British series The Bill has died from an apparent suicide. Colin leaves behind a 6 month old son. Sad.

Psst If you are feeling down, please contact a helpline.

Tag, You’re It!

frigginloon — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:55:28 +0000

OMG, a 6 year old snowflake has been accused by his California elementary school of sexual assault while playing tag with his best friend . Evidently, during their little romp in the playground Oswin brushed his friends leg/groin. Next thing he knows , he’s in the principal’s office, where he is plonked for two hours until he confesses. The principal then suspended Oswin and placed a sexual battery charge on his permanent school record. Can they do that, without police involvement? It wasn’t until the parents lawyered up did the Hercules school remove the claim. Needless to say Oswin is playing tag at another school.

Psst The snowflakes should be grateful they weren’t playing Twister!!!

Flight of the Century

frigginloon — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:00:39 +0000

shoo!!!

In the red corner we have boxing legend Mike Tyson and in the blue corner we have Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth , in what surely will be dubbed the mismatch fight of the century. Hold your horses people, this isn’t a boxing match, it’s a pigeon race. The two have entered the Sun City Million Dollar Pigeon Race in South Africa where 3,479 pigeons are vying for the chance to be crowned best friggin homing pigeon of the year. The first bird to make it from Hopetown to Sun City (342miles) wins. The Queen has entered just one pigeon, Royal Desire, as the other five were picked off by bigger birds and eaten during training sessions. Tyson on the other hand has several birds entered. No one dares eat his!

Psst Surely Lizzie could have popped down to Trafalgar Square and caught herself a few more?

$13,624, Seriously?

frigginloon — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:01:08 +0000

$13,624 + reimbursement of cruise cost + expenses, is the amount each passenger on the ill fated Costa Concordia has been offered in compensation. Hold on just one minute there Missy….. would you take the deal?

Clearwater Bowling Alley Not Amused

frigginloon — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:03:43 +0000

A Florida Bowling Alley in Clearwater has been receiving some unwanted attention over a viral email that suggests they have placed President Obama’s face at the end of their bowling lanes, making it look like the pins are his teeth. The email says that the Countryside Lanes bowling alley has been making a killing over the gimmick, with people flocking to the place for a chance to knock Obama’s teeth out. As you can imagine the staff are sick and tired of answering the phone to deny the whole thing.

Everybody Duck!!!!

frigginloon — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:29:42 +0000

Run!!! Run, for your lives!!!

OK loons, no need to panic but the Earth nearly got hit by a bus sized asteroid last night. What’s worse, the friggin scientists, who are supposedly watching our backs, didn’t see it coming!!!! Asteroid 2012 BX34 missed us by 60,000km, which in science speak is “pretty friggin close”, and now is listed in the top 20 near misses list.