Not So Tough Now

Holy curtain pole swinging girl Batman. Three balaclava wearing men, who broke into a house in England, got more than they bargained for when they woke an 11 year old girl. She came rushing into her parent’s bedroom, where the men were holding a gun to her father’s head and a brick to her mothers, and began swinging the curtain rod at them. Must have been one hell of a curtain pole because they fled like rats down a drain pipe.

Psst The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about little curtain pole wielding girls Fight Club.

Little Snowflake Arrested For Throwing Toy Gun

Well little snowflakes take heed, a 11 year old girl who threw a toy gun at her father has been charged with domestic violence. Yes indeedy, the girl who had been fighting with her younger brother over a chair kaboomed her dad in the head with the gun after being sent to her room. Hell yes there was blood and a laceration. That will be a date in juvenile court for you young missy.

Psst I wouldn’t be holding your breath for a decent Father’s Day prezzie.

I Warned You!

OMG, I am guessing he wont be getting his pocket money anytime soon. An 11 year old boy dialled 911 to report his mom and her boyfriend were dealing drugs in his home. Despite warning his mom numerous times about the dangers of drugs and telling his neighbors and grandparents about his concerns, no one took any action so he rang the cops. Police found a quarter pound of marijuana and drug paraphenalia in the house when they searched.

Psst Hmm, smart move kid, waiting until after Christmas.

And The Lesson Today

Here’s the thing people, you never ever put a sex attacker secretly into a mainstream school, even if he is friggin 11. The child, who can’t be named and who had been judged a serious risk to other children after carrying out previous sex attacks, was placed into a mainstream school where he continued his appalling behavior. This time the victim was a 9 year old student. Hello, the kid has a friggin 2 inch thick case file. But not to worry, authorities have placed him in yet another mainstream school where they say he is doing much better. Bless.