911 Becomes A Teen Complaint Line

Thank goodness for friggin 911 I say. A very distraught Buffalo Grove teen was beside himself after his parents confiscated his Xbox 360 as punishment, so he dialed 911 to put in a complaint to police. Hmm, I guess nerves got the better of him because he hung up before giving his parents a diss. [...]

Wait There’s More

And if you thought this was the end of the dumbass 911 calls of the week, you would be wrong. Introducing Joshua Basso whose prepaid cell phone ran out of call time leaving only one number free to use – 911. So anywho he uses it to ask the dispatcher if anyone would have sex [...]

Don’t Try This

Oh for goodness sakes will you dumbasses stop ringing 911. Latest loser Mark Anthony Johnson rang the dispatcher saying he had just murdered someone and was still armed. Police responded with a “Code 3″ (that’s tech talk for full speed with lights and sirens blazing) only to find Mr Johnson home alone. Evidently he had [...]

Could It Get Any Easier?

OK, here’s the thing drug dealers of Yukon, Oklahoma, when you cram your cell phone into your coat pocket, make sure it’s on lock or you might find yourself in a little bit of strife. When a  drug dealer’s phone accidentally rang 911 the dispatchers could faintly hear what they thought was a deal going [...]

Another Dumbass 911 Caller

Oooh Hee Orama just squeezed in for this week’s dumbass 911 caller of the week. She’s been arrested and charged after bitching to the dispatcher , not just once but over 10 times, about a man who refused to marry her! Geez, the man must have been a real bastard, because she sounds like a [...]

Dumbass 911 Caller of The Week

And yes, we have a dumbass 911 caller of the week. The winner goes to Calvin Hoover, who in his infinite wisdom, rang 911 to report his marijuana stash having been stolen. An angry Mr Hoover told the dispatcher someone had broken into his truck, stolen his jacket, $400 in cash and his weed.Police were [...]

You Can’t Do That!

OK, here’s the thing Wendy’s employees, don’t ring 911 if you haven’t got permission, even if you suspect someone put something poisonous in your drink. Sara Barahona was working at the Jacksonville Wendy’s branch when she took a sip of her drink and thought it tasted odd. When she lifted the lid it was white [...]

Stop Looking We Found Him!

When the St Petersburg firefighters received the 911 call that a man was bleeding from the face near the fire station, the boys were quick to jump into Rescue 5, open the doors and throw on the emergency lights, to attend the scene. But as they drove out they heard a “thump”. Whoopsie daisy, stop [...]

Dumbass 911 Caller of the Week

And here I was thinking we would have to do without our regular  “dumbass 911 caller of the week” segment! Thank you homeless man, Vincent Smith, for dialing the emergency service number to tell the dispatcher that the bartender refused to serve you another drink. Oh but wait for it… when Mr Smith failed to [...]

It’s The 911 Winner of The Week

Lin Xu take a bow. Mr Xu was arrested for misuse of 911 after he rang the Boynton Beach, Florida, emergency line because he couldn’t find his house key. Hmm, to make matters worse when asked his address he gave his Texas one. Police are still not sure if he is visiting Florida or lives [...]